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What is this? A note and a recorder? What kind of sick joke is this? ... The note reads: "Dear customer. Sadly, we have misplaced the pet and cannot find it. So, as a small consellation prize, we award you this recorder... that you can love, and raise, and name and everything! Have fun with your new pet! Like a pet, only it talks back! Right? Err ............ Xmas Fools! Enclosed is a a ticket to may use to redeem the pet from Seasonal Specialties (PM to Baal) that was actually supposed to be in here. You didn't think I'd really cheat you... right?
Love,
Elie"