This is where you'll tell us what Retiring Pets you have. This is MANDATORY if you want to keep them, so please keep your lists updated from time to time.
I'm so cool (too bad I'm a loser). I'm so smart (too bad I can't get anything figured out)! I'm so brave (too bad I'm a baby). I'm so fly That's probably why it feels just like I'm falling for the first time!
I'm so green (it's really amazing). I'm so clean (too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me)! I'm so sane (It's driving me crazy)! It's so strange I can't believe I'm falling for the first time!