“You’re really not bothered looking at it over the feed?” he said.
”Well, it is kinda gross. But it doesn’t actually look that bad if you don’t know what it is, and the feed is pretty dark, so I can’t see it very clearly,” Melanie said.
“Lucky you,” said Fabio. Of course, the most important part was probably that she didn’t have to smell it. “I’m about to start eating, so can we please talk about something else?”
”Sure. There’s plenty of things grosser than bat guano. Let’s see...” Fabio could hear Melanie typing again. He was going to regret this, wasn’t he?