cat mafia wrote:[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Going to be afk for a few days. You guys can five-man the Friday run without me, right?'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Also, Nebs, A, can one of you handle updating the helpsite while I'm gone?'
[CLAN] nebu!a: '/// what, you're finally getting a life?'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] :('
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] I was suckered into mapping a cave system or something. And after that, idk.'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] kind of want some alone time.'
[CLAN] nebu!a: '/// have fun, don't die.'
[CLAN] nebu!a: '/// and i mean that part. i can cover you for friday, but if our favorite ranged dps goes and dies on us, ana will make me sub for you and you know i hate pve.'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] That's an interesting way to spell 'suck at.''
[CLAN] nebu!a: '/// stfu.'
[CLAN] nebu!a: '/// anyways, a-chan's probably napping but i'll yell at him to be responsible when i see him on.'
chi's inner monologue wrote:VAIN CHI. Since you're here, you should take a selfie. C'mon, it'll be pretty.
CLASSY CHI. That's something normal people do. I, Chi Mirzakhani, a lady of erudition and culture, would never lower myself to engage in such a base action.
VAIN CHI. How else will you prove you were actually here? Isn't the whole purpose of this adventure to show off how cool you are on your own? You'll never get a chance like this again.
CLASSY CHI. Look, I know I just said something about 'doubting if I'd ever come back,' but that was just poetic license. I'm not actually going to try applying naive depth-first search to a real situation.
VAIN CHI. But look how pretty that sunlight is right now, it's the perfect angle to make you look good. This is a once-in-a-day opportunity, and do you really want to be stuck here tomorrow?
CLASSY CHI. Yes, but taking a picture of myself is just so contrived and so, well, tacky. Just imagine - if that really elegant and super cute history professor saw me engaged in such a classless action, I'd be too ashamed to meet his eyes ever again!
VAIN CHI. He has a selfie with his daughter on his faculty page.
CLASSY CHI. Yes, but -
VAIN CHI. Also, I don't think he even knows our name.
CLASSY CHI. I hate myself.
cat mafia wrote:[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] guess where I am, right now.'
[CLAN] Gumiho: '>g< hey chi! are you staying late in the lab again?'
[CLAN] Mischief Managed: '[a] in a cave, sulking because you fell into a lake.'
cat mafia wrote:[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Stop cheating, A-chan, it makes the game less fun.'
[CLAN] Mischief Managed: '[a] ?'
[CLAN] Mischief Managed: '[a] you said you were mapping a cave system earlier.'
[CLAN] Mischief Managed: '[a] and you're exactly the kind of person who'd walk into a lake! bet you even yelled at it for daring to cross your path.'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] :('
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Did not.'
cat mafia wrote:[CLAN] Gumiho: '>g< wait, what's this about a cave?'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Oh, I was on my way to the Vast Plains when I saw some guy looking for explorers for a newly discovered cave system.'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Thought it sounded cool, so I volunteered.'
[CLAN] Gumiho: '>g< that does sound really cool! have you found anything exciting?'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] I'll share photos when I'm back! On mobile rn.'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] but it's really pretty.'
[CLAN] Mischief Managed: '[a] did you take any of the lake?'
[CLAN] Chi Squared: '[^2] Can we not talk about the lake?'
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