'Sure,' Chi said, tabbing over to the next video in her queue. There was certainly a cave waiting to be explored - she hadn't even set foot in the two remaining passageways, and she had no idea how far they extended - but at the moment she was feeling too damn lazy to do anything of the sort. Cat banana anime seemed right on par for the course. 'This is just an animated series, though. There's a lot of other things you can see on the internet.'
'Really?' the stargoyle asked, not looking away from the screen. 'Tell me more.'
'Well,' Chi expounded. 'There's a lot of videos on the internet - a lot of them are of real things, not just animated figures. If you like this stuff, I should show you cat videos.' She paused. 'Have you ever seen a cat?'
The stargoyle pointed at the screen.
'That's not a real cat. That's a cat in a banana.'
'Is there a difference?'
'I feel like it's more clear if you've actually seen both a cat and a banana before,' Chi mused.
(i kind of want to die for my crimes against good writing at this point.)