Deiphobous 'Deippo', Male, Headless Kuhna
"No, I'm not lost. the Field should be just around the corner. No, Mr., I don't need help getting there. Yes, It's hot here." Deippo found himself talking to a cactus like a madman. The heat was almost driving him insane. It was true, he wasn't lost; he knew he was in the desert. What desert? Pfft, how should he know? Clueless Kuhna, remember? So, yah, maybe he was lost... He got there because there was a path, and it was dry. And he was curious. So he followed it. And he got lost. He stepped away from the cactus and turned tward the his left. "Oooo! Look! Water," he said to the cactus. He walked about a mile to where he thought he had seen water. "Someone drank it up," he said sadly. There he was, in the middle of nowhere, gasping for air. He was so thirsty that he dug hole, which was not a very large one, and said, "Who wants me to die in it?" And then he simply fell asleep, though it was the middle of the day. Surely, at some point, with the sun beating down on him, someone would stumble upon him. Surely.