I hate this.
Well, I hate a lot of things. People, mostly - if I listed off every person, every archetype, every one of those nasty, squabbling, uppity mammals, you'd wither away and die of old age before you heard the end of it. But there's no doubt that if I ranked them all, the dumb kid who sent me here would rank second on my list.
Oh, woe is me. Look at my pitiful human body being personally attacked by a sudden inability to see colors. This is so terrible, so debilitating that I can't even muster up the courage to leave my bed. How could I possibly survive a perilous trip into some godforsaken region too desolate for monsters and spirits to even bother with? You must take on this dangerous task for me - for the safety of the world!
Yeah, what an idiot.