[Chayden]

I watched the microscopic shards of ice swirl around in the juice of my flavor-ice. "Drink it."

"Whaaa~?" Tweek slurred, leaning on my shoulder heavily.

"Tilt your head back and say aaaah." How many times was I going to have to say that today?

[Chayden]

He did as I told without putting up a fight at all. Obediently, he opened his mouth, stretching his tongue up to slant the plastic package. I gave the thing a tiny squeeze to break the seal at the top and watched, mesmerized, as the pear-flavored stuff pooled around his tongue. I felt the impulse to stick my finger in there and swirl it around... Being baked out of my mind, I just went the fuck ahead and did it.

And you know what? He fucking sucked on my finger, and it felt amazing.

[Chayden]

...I really really REALLY LOVE writing South Park fanfiction. I really do.
Everything that they do are things that IIII would do.
I base their speech patterns off of my own. I base their behavior on that of me and  my friends.
...And I base their likes and dislikes off of my own, too |D
Liek fur srs. I was eating flavor-ices and listening to the bands that I mentioned while I was writing that.

[Chayden]

Hey, you sneaky readers! I found another of my old journals kicking around~
This one says from 2007. 2007! I was... 11 then? I think that's about right, yup.
Go ahead and feast your eyes on the atrocity that is old Chayden~

[Chayden]

Dear reader,
A forenote on what is to come.
These are imagination, or imaginary, however you wish to put it. All of them, referring so as these wonderful tales, sprung from the mind of a young girl. Many are gruesome and gory, so may the frail beware.
My sincerity,
A. M. Chayden Delano

[Chayden]

Book one: Devil's Diamond.
12 chapters.
Dedicated to a certain Tabit-anne Tabite' Torro and her sibling, Metatote Soiree.
Chapter one: She's the Chosen Child.
Never stray away...

[Chayden]

Gregory and his mate Veronica loved their kits, this is true, but the willpower of Vincent and Bionne greatly exhausted their own, and on one fateful Monday morning, they escaped.
Now, to speak of the Devil is no laughing matter, and tonight Glyssis was roaming. The kits had fared well whilst the sun shone, yet at its downfall, Glyssis struck.
"Oh, my darling children! Why are you out in the open? DUSK has come! Follow me, and quickly!"

[Chayden]

Bionne  was quick to accept the disguised Devil's fake concern.
"Vincent, you iffy thing, what's up with you?"
Vince shrugged and inched away from his sister. "She's not normal, Bi. I don't trust her. Never trust strangers, Greg says."

[Chayden]

Bi slapped Vincent across the face with her forepaw, then dragged him to the stranger's side.
"Idiot! Now, missus, where to? My name is Bionne, and this is Vincent, my brother. Who might you be?"
Glyssis furrowed her brow and hurried the-
The story is cut off here, and interrupted by a ripped-out page. I assume I started over... o3o;

[Chayden]

"Oh, sweet kits, why do you sit outside? Come with me at once, and I shall find you an open abode."
Cautiously, Vincent stepped forward. "Are you worthy of knowing our names, foreigner?" he mewed, twitching his tails at Bionne. A great clatter arose from a nearby alley, revealing a cat with another kit, Uasin, hot on its trail.

[Chayden]

"I believe so, indeed, little thing. But perhaps the introductions may occur once you've prey in your stomachs?"
Nodding, the siblings set off after the fake foreigner, anticipating the promised fresh kill.
They paid no heed to their friend and the lowly cat she chased; the girl was the half-daughter of Jacques, and nobeast would even think of touching his kin. The last guy to do that was never seen again.

[Chayden]

Iglein peered around the corner at the passing trio, thinking out loud. "Danne, if I ever get my hands on that wretch Flame, ooh, she'll wish she was never born!"

As they arrived at the adult's abode, Bionne told her hostess all about herself. "Me, I'm Bionne, the daughter of Gregory and Veronica. That's my brother, Vincent. He looks just like our dad. And Gregory's just gotten over an awful sickness."

This isn't the user Flame. I didn't know about Evelon in 2007 o^o;

[Chayden]

Smiling, the Devil introduced herself. "I am Glyssis. Truly I am not a foreigner, but an Elder. My magic allows me to change form as quickly as you can blink. Vincent, is there any kind of woman you prefer?"

[Chayden]

Blushing violently, he fessed up. "Tabbies really catch my eye, no matter if they are evil way deep down. One named Banta is my deepest love; if only she would see that Elis isn't as good as  he's cut out to be!"
W/cked thoughts were brewing in Glyssis' mind.
"If it's fine with the sleepy Diamond, I could summon her so that she could see the faults in the Elis of which you speak."

[Chayden]

Eyes wide, Vincent gaped at the Elder. "Could you really? And would Banta fall in love with me?"
Winking, the Devil replied, "You'll have to wait and see."