[Jaykobell]

Johnson Smith drove along the plains on his trusty motorcycle, Betty. The winds were loud, and they were blowing the dust, because that is always what wind does, you know? Anyway, Johnson Smith didn't really have a reason to be here, honestly, he just wanted to do stuff? Sometimes even a super cool and popular anime protagonist needed a break from saving the world. And maybe the break Johnson Smith needed and wanted was just to ride in the plains.

[Jaykobell]

The wind blew in Johnson Smith's bright colorful Kuhna hair, too. Because, wasn't that the nature of wind? A strange natural force that could move things. Sometimes it was just a gentle breeze, but when it got big angry, it could become really strong. It could throw houses upside down, uproot the really big old trees that were out there. And who knew, maybe there did exist strong enough winds to lift even Johnson Smith and Betty from the ground.

[Jaykobell]

And maybe that was the kind of plot this episode needed. Because really, Johnson Smith was the master of his own life, and of the universe, but there truly was a universe and a power that was above him and that directed his life. And sometimes, they just, needed a bit of help finding a compelling storyline that could make Johnson Smith shine like the hero he was, but that could also make him relatable to the masses who watched him.

[Jaykobell]

It was hard to strike a perfect balance with Johnson Smith since he was so perfect. It was hard to make him relatable because no one was as perfect, and as a great, and as fantastic, and as beautiful, and as talented, and as amazing, and as inspiring, and as hilarious, and as brave, and as resourceful, and as intelligent, and as sharp, and as inventive, and as funny, and as absolutely, undeniably, plain perfect, as Johnson Smith was. It truly was hard.

[Jaykobell]

And so for the most part, the episodes were just the narrative, while Johnson Smith looked super cool and tubular in the background. They didn't have a lot of money to put in the animation so things they could put on a loop was a whole lot better. After all, Johnson Smith was enough to bring in the ratings, since he was, as already established many times prior, just plain perfect. Even bad, cheap animation couldn't take down Johnson Smith's bright light of perfection.

[Jaykobell]

But this one wasn't all that bad, it was set in the plains, also as previously established, and it was Johnson Smith, the Brightlights Kuhna, riding on Betty, the most trustworthy of sentient motorcycles. It looked really cool. It would definitely inspire all the kids to get a motorcycle, if they wanted to be close to Johnson Smith's super rad coolness of tubularity. Because Johnson Smith was so amazing, that his radicalness needed new words to really describe him accurately.

[Jaykobell]

Truly, language was a difficult thing with Johnson Smith. Not because he wasn't a good speaker: again, as established, Johnson Smith was the epitome of perfection. The problem was that usually, people just didn't understand Johnson Smith for the perfect enunciation he brought to the world. Yes, they understood him, but did they understand him? Geniuses are often called insane or crazy by the most common of folks. Johnson Smith knew that all too well. He truly, truly did. No one truly understood Johnson Smith.

[Jaykobell]

So many times, Johnson Smith had been misunderstood. Despite his established-many-times-over perfection in any and every shape and form, the most common of mortals struggled to keep up with the genius of Johnson Smith. He had obtained Betty at such an early age, and he had learned how to ride the motorcycle from such a young age, after all. It was the ultimate proof of his smartness and intelligence. Everyone always just told him to "be careful"... They truly, truly had no idea.

[Jaykobell]

Johnson Smith didn't have to be careful. Johnson Smith had known, since his very birth, that he was immune to the dangers of the universe that plagued the most common of mortals. After all, he was Johnson Smith. Did there need to be any other explanation? Because there wasn't. All everyone needed to know was that he was Johnson Smith, and therefore, he was safe. The universe would never dare to do anything to him, because the universe needed Johnson Smith: not the other way around.

[Jaykobell]

Or, well, did Johnson Smith need the universe the way the universe needed him? Yes, perhaps. After all, if the universe didn't exist, Johnson Smith wouldn't exist in his almighty perfection, either. And, now, wouldn't that just be horrendous? A world without the grandiose of Johnson Smith in it? Surely, some wouldn't miss it, but they were just haters who didn't understand Johnson Smith's greatness. It was hard to understand, after all. Such was when a beacon of perfection appeared into the world.

[Wild Pet Found]