by GrayGriffin » 02/04/2013 12:52 AM
[It's okay, I had to do that too. Man, did I introduce a lot of characters.]
"Oh. Um. That's...that's still a little weird." The man scratched the back of his head, a little awkwardly.
"Now, now," added the female doctor. "I just need you to answer a few questions."
"That's fine."
"Good. Now, first of all, have you ever had any instances where a large amount of your memory has been blacked out, with no reasonable explanation?"
The man seemed to think for a moment. "No...I don't think so."
"Alright." She checked off several things on a miniature clipboard she had been hiding in her pocket. "Secondly, do you have any memories that strongly contrast with those of the people involved in said memories?"
"Well, there was the time my daughter left her socks on the couch, and she said it was my son, but my son said it was her..." He chuckled, then shook his head. "Just an attempt at humor. No."
"Mm-hmm. Have you been in contact with a known psychic recently?"
"Known? I'm pretty sure not!" he laughed. "If you'd asked me this yesterday, I'd have said you were crazy. Then again..." He gestured at Shawn and Eurydice. "If you had asked about them yesterday, I'd also have said you were crazy."
"Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy." Suddenly, without any warning, she swung the clipboard at his face. He barely managed to dodge.
"What the heck!" he yelled, at the same time that Shawn yelled "Hey!"
"Good. Typical reflex reaction." She grinned again. "I'm pretty sure I can give you a sound bill of health. At the very least, the mind scan shouldn't hurt you."
"Well..."
"Go on!" encouraged Shawn.
"I...I guess it's alright then," he said, squinching his eyes shut and clenching his fists.
[Apparently this is what a year of taking AP Psych does to you.]
Crossing my heart
Open wide
You're my crystal and clover
All of me
Honestly
Is dedicated to hold you
Swear to God
Double knot
What would you do if I stole you tonight? (Ahh ahh)
Why waste time? (Ahh ahh)
'Cause the world goes on without us
It doesn't matter what we do
All silhouettes with no regrets
When I'm melting into you
'Cause I belong in your arms
I belong in your arms