“So you’re a ghost?”
“Temporary deceased resident.”
“A ghost?”
“No, I’m a…-Sigh- Yes, a ghost.”
“So when you say ‘temporary,’ how ‘temporary’ are we talking here? Like a week? A month? A year or something?”
“Or something, you could say.”
“How long, exactly?”
“Try five hundred years.”
“HOLY FISHCAKES BATMAN! You’re ancient!”
“...That was rude.”
“I mean, like, you’re SO OLD.”
“...Still rude.”
“So can I touch you?”
“What-?! No, you can’t touch me! Weirdo!”
“Aw, come on! I wanna touch a ghost!”
“Temporary deceased resident! And you CAN’T touch me! GO AWAY!”
“If I went away, you wouldn’t have anyone to talk to.”
“Be still my breaking heart.”
“You don’t have a heart.”
“I DO TOO! Just because I’m dead, doesn’t mean I’m heartless!”
“But I can’t see it.”
“WHY would you be able to?!”
“Because you’re see through. Duh.”
“So that means you’d be able to see my organs? You clearly do not understand how this works.”
“No, I don’t. So let me touch you.”
“If I wasn’t dead, I’d kill you myself.”
“Then I could be a ghost too!”
“TEMPORARY DECEASED RESIDENT!”
“Temporary deceased resident.”
“A ghost?”
“No, I’m a…-Sigh- Yes, a ghost.”
“So when you say ‘temporary,’ how ‘temporary’ are we talking here? Like a week? A month? A year or something?”
“Or something, you could say.”
“How long, exactly?”
“Try five hundred years.”
“HOLY FISHCAKES BATMAN! You’re ancient!”
“...That was rude.”
“I mean, like, you’re SO OLD.”
“...Still rude.”
“So can I touch you?”
“What-?! No, you can’t touch me! Weirdo!”
“Aw, come on! I wanna touch a ghost!”
“Temporary deceased resident! And you CAN’T touch me! GO AWAY!”
“If I went away, you wouldn’t have anyone to talk to.”
“Be still my breaking heart.”
“You don’t have a heart.”
“I DO TOO! Just because I’m dead, doesn’t mean I’m heartless!”
“But I can’t see it.”
“WHY would you be able to?!”
“Because you’re see through. Duh.”
“So that means you’d be able to see my organs? You clearly do not understand how this works.”
“No, I don’t. So let me touch you.”
“If I wasn’t dead, I’d kill you myself.”
“Then I could be a ghost too!”
“TEMPORARY DECEASED RESIDENT!”