Jesus strode into town, looking suave, sleek, and polished. His dark hair glistened in the sun, his dark skin shone like chocolate, and his cologne filled the surrounding air with a musky, spicy scent. He smirked, and continued to strut down the street, seemingly oblivious to how the girls stared and the men grit their teeth. Coming to a stop in front of a stall selling sunglasses, he picked out a pair he liked, and turned to the Sucrose kuhna working as a stallholder, who was staring at him with almost a fearful expression...
"These are whonderful, they match me perhfehctly. Quantos son? How much are they?"
The stall holder shook himself, and replied "er, twenty keystones please"
Smirking again, Jesus pulled out a bag, removed a handful of small, round objects from it, and put them down on the stall.
"Muchos gracias!" He turned away from the stallholder, and continued down the street.
A little sundae kuhna sidled up to the shocked stallholder who was staring at the retreating back in disbelief, and asked "Papa, what's wrong? Did he not pay the full amount?"
The stallholder gulped and said, in a hushed voice "No, sweetheart. He paid double!" Sweeping the Keystones off the counter, he turned to his daughter and smiled. Clearing his throat, he whispered to himself "I wonder who he is?"
Sorry, threw in some random background characters for the setting... is that ok? otherwise I can edit this post...