This is a crack ship that will in no way be considered canonical in either of the characters' storylines.
The 'M' rating is more of a "just in case" as most mature topics will be used for comedic purposes.
The 'M' rating is more of a "just in case" as most mature topics will be used for comedic purposes.
Systems failing. Emergency landing required.
"Shit, shit, shit!" Xen began banging buttons on the dashboard, hoping that he could somehow reverse the damage. But it seemed that the ship's failure was inevitable. All he could do was pray that the navigation system was still fully functional, and that he was close enough to another planet to make a safe landing.
Planet located. No public records. Atmosphere readings indicate a high probability of survival. Initiating emergency landing.
Well, that was something at least. But Xen knew that he wasn't out of the woods yet. The landing was going to be a rough one, and he knew he would be lucky to come out of the crash unscathed.
Buckling himself into the seat, he gripped the armrests and prepared for the worst.