by zapdragon555 » 08/29/2018 8:14 PM
"Us kind of crazies!" Hermey said with a chuckle, pointing both fingers to the plush of his cheeks. "If we exercise now, we'll feel better for the rest of the day. Unless we overdo it or flail. No flailing," he said with a kind of mock sternness, pointing a dumbbell at Joseph's face before flipping it back into his hand with a smile. "And like I said, I researched! It got kinda slow at the ol' part time, so I snuck my phone out and searched up some great tips. And some not so great tips. Gosh, it was like, a total rabbit hole, I started reading about how there's some dumb article saying you can use laxatives to lose weight? Sounds bogus and horrible." He made a face, then grinned, all sunshine again as he adjusted his grip on the dumbbells in his hands. "We're not here to lose weight, we're here to get them GAINS, man!"
With that enthusiastic gesticulation, he lifted at the elbows--and almost instantly, his grin snapped into startled pain, and then deep concentration as he tried very hard to lift the minuscule weights. And failed, with some noises of effort and grunting. "Okay... uhhh, alright, hm! Gonna... gonna switch to five, probably," he mused, embarrassment tinging the grimace on his face. The expression didn't really suit him.
But there will come a time
You'll see, with no more tears
And love will not break your heart
But dismiss your fears
Get over your hill and see
What you find there
With grace in your heart
And flowers in your hair
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