[Thunder]

So...is anyone else on Evelon reading Homestuck aside from Zapdragon and I? xD I just caught up with everything a couple days ago. I've found it pretty awesome so far. AndItotallydidn'tdevelopacrushonDaveandDavespritenooo.

I blame my love of all things winged.

[Redd]

I've been following it for quite some time now, since Moofie suggested I read it like... ages ago~ oDo; If my avatar isn't a dead giveaway or anything 8U;;
Admittedly, I'm not entirely making sense of the Scratch segment xD; It's creating more confusion for me, than clearing anything up. xD;

[rayquaza7996]

Although I think I missed some of a couple earlier pieces when I was reading from the beginning and lost my bookmark, YES!

[Chayden]

I... tried reading Homestuck a couple times because a few of the people I follow on deviantART were submitting fanstoof. That comic is everywhere nowadays, I swear x3
I could never really get into it, though. I guess it's not really my kind of humor :/
[ That and I think I might have been expecting it to be like BOOM! TROLLS OLOLOL right away |D I've been told that it takes quite a while to work up to their appearance ]

[Thunder]

Krypto: I -thought- your icon was familiar, and then I realized it was Pyralspite xD; Uh, maybe I could try to help clear stuff up for you? Though I admit that I don't exactly realize what's going on either.

Chayden: Lots of people really like the trolls o.o I do like a couple of them, but I think I actually like the kids better in general. Probably since their typing isn't monstrously difficult to read xD

[rayquaza7996]

I like all of the characters. ALL OF THEM. xD But Kanaya, Rose, Vriska, Jade, and Terezei are the best.

[zapdragon555]

Dangit Thunder you beat me to making a topic. >:U -shot-
I've been obsessed with it for quite awhile~
Once you get well past Act 1, it's not as slow. And eventually you start to wish things were as simple as "retrieve ARMS from MAGIC CHEST." xDD
But yeah, the most recent updates are really cool what with ancestors and whatnot. Confusing, but lots of fun to make connections to the current 12 trolls. c:

My favorite trolls have got to be Tavros, Terezi, Karkat, and Eridan. :B
And my favorite kid is Dave, hands down. Though John is just the most adorkable thing ever sooo~ xD

Ohey, are we allowed to discuss ideas/theories here in spoiler tags? o 3o

[Thunder]

*sticks out tongue at Zap* xP <3

I like Terezi, Tavros, Equius (STRONG), Karkat, and Vriska the best. Dave is my favorite kid (duhhh *pokes icon*) but I really like the other three as well.

And yeah, we should totally discuss stuff!

[zapdragon555]

Well then, I'll start! xD

Okay, while at first I figured that Lord English was Betty Crocker, for no reason at all really, it is now obvious that Feferi's Ancestor/the Troll Empress is Betty Crocker. Check out this picture.
Also, according to the MSPA forums, the writing on that trident translates to Battleship Condescension. Battleship Condescension = BC = Betty Crocker. Coincidence? xD

This will be long, I'm warning you. xD  Stole most of this from the MSPA forums.
So Betty Crocker/Troll Empress sent the ICP Miracles video to Dave before it was released. Dave showed it to Gamzee, causing him to go insane. Gamzee made Lil Cal, as well as that Harlequin doll. John prototyped the Harlequin doll into his Kernelsprite. Doing so made the Black Queen like dressing up Jack in ridiculous clothes. This made Jack go insane and kill the Black Queen and take her ring. This transformed him into Jack Noir. So Gamzee made the kids' session terminal, but it was really Betty Crocker's fault.

Which is really crazy if you think about it, that John hated Betty Crocker because of his dad's baking, but I guess it was also foreshadowing this? That Betty Crocker was the real villain the whole time? xD

Lots'o spoilers, I know, but I don't want to ruin anything for anyone. xD

[rayquaza7996]

Zapdragon.

That. Made. Perfect. Sense.

Wouldn't that make Fef a relative of Betty Crocker, though, and therefor enermy to John?

[zapdragon555]

That could be true. Feferi has always creeped me out just a little bit. xD
Plus she likes the horrorterror things, which corrupted Rose, I think...

[Thunder]

...that somehow sounds ridiculous yet plausible at the same time Wow. I'd probably laugh if your theory was right XD

Oh, and why did Dave have to send all those Boonbucks to Terezi? x.x I feel like I missed the explanation somewhere.

[zapdragon555]

I never quite got that either... Maybe to make her trust him more?
Plus there are about 7 Daves total, I think. Do we know which one sent all of that money to Terezi? Like, there's Davesprite, Felt Dave (who I think is also Doomed!Dave), LOHACSE Dave, Alpha Dave, etc. If it was the LOHACSE (Land of Heat and Clockwork Stock Exchange) Dave, then maybe he just had a ton of money and Terezi needed it for something? -goes to look this up- xD

EDIT: Okay, apparently this was before Terezi knew Dave? And... somehow Dave is sending her money from, say, a doomed timeline, or something?

Because Terezi from the future somehow warned herself 3 minutes in the past that something was about to happen. So she waited for it, and it turned out to be Dave sending her 413 boonbonds (which is an INSANE amount of money), but for some reason she didn't know who it was.

So Sollux opened up the money donor on video feed, which showed a baby Dave (who I think is a paradox clone, not the real thing). So then Sollux enters the name "iin2ufferable priick," but it denies it (like at the beginning of the comic). Terezi talks to him but he doesn't remember/know her, so somehow she decides to "Be the awesome coolkid," and we arrive at the correct Dave. The text says "You are suddenly the awesome coolkid. In a different game session. In the future." So that last Dave was just one of the many Daves, I guess. :/

...wait where was I going with this? D: /shot

EDIT 2: OH. Oh. Wait. I think I got it.
So in the future in a different game session, Terezi told Dave he needed to make money so he could buy a Fraymotif, which is like some super powerful thing that makes you... I dunno, super powerful. :I -shot- Soo... I guess in the FUTURE future, Dave sent Terezi that 413 boonbonds, possibly just as a note of sorts to say, "Ohey, come back to the future, I have monies now." Or something. Because remember the trolls can time jump as much as they want. :U

That... may not be all correct. But I tried. xD

EDIT 3: THAT, or all of this stuff about needing to buy the Fraymotif happened BEFORE John made everyone's paradox clones with Ectobiology, and therefore that would be why Dave-who-doesn't-know-anything would be there instead of the Dave who knew Terezi, but he's still there in the future. Somehow. Ugh I dunno. xD This is the most complicated story, I swear... :I

[rayquaza7996]

With Terezei, the number was 413 because that's the "number of the blind prophets", so it was kind of a trust thing,among other things, I'm pretty sure.

Anyways, Feferi is awesome, don't hate!

[zapdragon555]

Yeah, I guess it was kind of a trust thing. Though after all of those weird time jumps, I'm not so sure. Since Dave can time travel, nothing really makes sense chronologically.

Oh, I like Feferi, I was just saying it is possible she could be a villain here. xD