[Kitsune_Beauty]

I just thought i'd bring this board to life again since i'm always getting new quotes to put up. ^^;;

This one is from Evan Almigty.

Joan: Maybe he didn't mean a litteral flood. Maybe he meant like, a flood of knowledge or a flood of wisdom.
Evan: If that's true, i'm gonna be so pissed.

[Kitsune_Beauty]

Sorry for the double post, but this happened earlier in math class.

Ms. Willis: I see homework coming ~_~;;.
Micah: WHERE?! *looks around*

And this one from a few minutes ago. I had gone up to see a horse in the vet's corral. Both her front hooves were bandaged and she had several gashes along her legs. One of the apparently ditzy/blonde workers came out so I decided to ask.

Me: What happened to her?
Lady: Oh she got hurt.
Me: *thinking* NAHHH REALLY?!

[Becca]

This one is kinda lame, but what the heck!

Me: Skittles...
Lindsey: OMG, SKITTLES!! WHERE?!?!?
Me and Shay: *bust out laughing*

[Knightdaniru]

This was a while ago, and I still don't know why I find it so funny, but THis is favorite quotes, and this is one of mine. I was at camp with my BFF, (who is Cynder on this site) and I was really hyper, becouse I was using two packs of sour punch straws to drink mountain dew code red, and I don't remember exactly what I said, but I was talking about Dr. Pepper, and I accidently called it Mountain Pepper. I think the funniest part is that I could NOT stop laughing about it, for like an hour.
Also Cynder was going to call me one day, and so my lil brother was going to answer the phone and pretend like she had gotten the wrong phone number and called some dude who spoke spanish. The thing is, he knows no spanish, so I had to teach him some, and he was rehursing his lines before she called, and when he was suppose to say "No comprede Englis" (Please ignore my spelling, I am a level behind in spelling in English class, and that's the only language I'm fluent in, living in Colorado) but instead he said "No comprende Spanish." I found that mistake so funny...

[Krystalolive]

Dane cook! Its him talking at dating stuff. X)
Dane: Girls, you will stay in a relsionship(sp) with a guy that you don't even like, and you make the weird exeuses to stay, even your friends see it and your friends be like, 'lessa, why don't you just go?' "its not that easy karen, its not that simpal, my CDs are in his truck.
Its funny, right? XD Dane Cook rules.
Brain ninjas!

[Kitsune_Beauty]

Here's one I completely forgot about! Several months ago me, my mom, and my bros were at Cici's Pizza.

Jimmy: *starts to get up* I'll be back.
me: *makes voice like Arnold S.* With pizza. X3

[SirMax]

"In AMERICA" ~Bandit Keith, Yugioh the Abridged series

[Fallen Faith]

"We have a ball pit and a stripper poll but I don't know if they go together." -Pete Wentz at the VMA Pre-Show talking about his suite. XD

[ToxicShadow]

Here is a bit from mine and my friend's roleplay. Magion is my character, Cerisathe is hers. Cerisathe is very unhappy/angry with Magion for a very big reason, like huge, and Magion is sewing a new outfit for Cerisathe. (Its a long story. But Cerisathe and Magion also have to live together in a hotel suite due to some forced circumstances.)

Magion: "Would you mind if I suggested a slightly...brighter subject?" (They were talking about the likelihood that they were both gonna be killed...)
Cerisathe: "That might be an idea or my mind shall remain a very grim place to be. Just I can't really think about cheerful subjects. I can't say I have all that many plus points going for me past being alive." He sounded pretty bitter as he spoke on another swing of resenting Magion. "If you know of something good in here or just a good distraction close by, I am all ears."
Magion: "Um..." She unfolded the mass (of cloth) at threw it at Cerisathe with a harmless force, announcing with it one word, "Pants!"

I was laughing about 'pants' for a few good days. Even in the middle of school, I'd snap and start giggling.

.....

PANTS!!!!!!!!!

[Terri]

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"It has been proven that the Nya can bend space and time into cute little balloon animals."

Nya: Spitt.
Spitt: Wuh? o-o
Nya: If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

"Even inatimate objects want to be like Prinny Su when they grow up.

"Dude.  That's my EAR. >>"

"THOU SHALT DO THE DANCE."

"In so many ways...wrong.   Wrong, wrong, wrongwrongwrong."

"Ah, life.  Without it, we'd be dead."

Joey Tribbiani: "How you doin'?"

[Kitsune_Beauty]

Here's my FAVORITE Dane Cook quote.

He's talking about people at the drive thru.

Dane: Hi welcome to Burger King may I take your order?
Guy: WHOPPER!!!!
Dane: Uh, sir-
Guy: WHOPPER NO ONION, LARGE FRY!!!
Dane: Um excuse me, Chewbaka uh, i'm bleeding from the ears here, bachino lets calm down. We're dealing with food not missols, governer. Now DRIVE AROUND!

Now the one where people don't talk loud enough.

Dane: Hi ma'am, may I take your order?
Lady: *mumbling*
Dane: Ma'am hello can I help ya?
Lady: *mumbles louder* and...shakes...and the shaka pickles, and the large and the shakes, and the PICKLES and the PICKLES and the PICKLES!
Dane: O_O;. Ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive thru what are you SAYING?! HELLOOOOO?!?!?!
Lady: Chicken tenders...Sweet sauce all over my body.
Dane: Ok ma'am drive around someone get some sauce NOW! Come on she wants it her way!

[SenayDragon]

"I'd like to throw a toothpick into the forest and yell "You're home!!!"
~Mitch Hedburg~

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[Rezzpalmerre]

I have so many favorite quotes that I love I couldn't pick just one!   In no particular order:

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
~Mitch Hedberg

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
~Mitch Hedberg

(about a guy hit by a car)... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ...
~Dane Cook

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
~Bill Engvall

'ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like...bread? I've got a French loaf. *hits girl with bread and runs off* Bye! I love you
~Eddie Izzard

[Kitsune_Beauty]

This is one from Drake and Josh. ^^

Mrs. Hafer's car is in the middle of the classroom.

Drake: When she finds her car in the classroom she's gonna explode.
Mrs. Hafer: *walks in* Sorry i'm late class, my car was stolen last night and....I just found it. Well, i'll go tell the principal that my car is in the middle of my classroom.
Josh: Hm, no explosion.
Mrs. Hafer: *from outside* MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM!!!
Drake: Kaboom.