by Freezair » 09/25/2007 6:39 PM
The His Dark Materials trilogy is an essential part of my childhood, and if the movie sucks, I will KILL Hollywood.
But I must admit, Nicole Kidman makes a lusciously vicious Mrs. Coulter. I always pictured her with black hair, but otherwise, she's PERFECT.
If anyone ever tries to make a movie out of any of my writings, I will VEHEMENTLY turn them down. They'd butcher it, I know. *begins to ramble to self* None of the Big 7 besides Radston will be in the movie. Ran will be treated like the focal character, even though all four of them are the main ones. Nick's "issues" will never even be discussed, nor will his little sister. Samantha will probably be in the movie, but a non-entity. Saradeana will be made to seem like one of the bad guys. Dax will seem like a reject from a bad horror film. They will SHOW Sasha, which isn't supposed to happen. Morgan will never be mentioned, which would make the second movie PAINFULLY awkward. A lot of incidental things like that, important to the second book, will be gone. And did I mention that none of the Triad will be like I imagine them? Naz will be too childish looking, Audra will be some aweful diva wannabe, and Sabeen... let's just not go there.
*looks around, sees flies and people lying protrate on the ground* Looks like I bored everyone to death again...
I'm so cool (too bad I'm a loser).
I'm so smart (too bad I can't get anything figured out)!
I'm so brave (too bad I'm a baby).
I'm so fly
That's probably why it feels just like I'm falling for the first time!
I'm so green (it's really amazing).
I'm so clean (too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me)!
I'm so sane (It's driving me crazy)!
It's so strange
I can't believe I'm falling for the first time!
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