The Lands Of Evelon • View topic

Donate · by **Freezair** » 10/18/2007 2:08 PM

I see your bar jokes and raise you four cliches!

A priest, a nun, a doctor and a politician walk into a bar. Thr bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

by **SirMax** » 10/18/2007 2:33 PM

I see your cliche and raise you an overused set-up!

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Or any number of other answers. =D

Donate · by **Kheisa** » 10/18/2007 4:52 PM

*giggle* I learned it that they hid themselves in sacks and the brunette said "meow" and the redhead said "woof" and the blond said "potatos!" XD

Donate · by **Ghostlily** » 10/18/2007 5:19 PM

I just have to say this one. This person at our county's 4-H camp repeated it over and over when we had this joke song...it was annoying. xD

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

Dumb, I know. xD Here's another one...

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra that got attacked by a lion.

Donate · by **Freezair** » 10/18/2007 5:26 PM

Kheisa wrote:*giggle* I learned it that they hid themselves in sacks and the brunette said "meow" and the redhead said "woof" and the blond said "potatos!" XD

Heehee, that was the way I heard it too. I think that version is bolstered by the fact that "potato" is a funny word. X3

What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-late! *ba dum pish*

Donate · by **Freezair** » 10/18/2007 5:52 PM

The way I heard it was with the President and a boy scout, and the boy scout refuses the preacher, saying "The President just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!" Heh.

by **SirMax** » 10/19/2007 12:19 PM

A black guy, a Jewish guy, and a redneck are working in construction. When they're digging, they find a lamp and rub it, and a genie comes out and says he will grant them each one wish. The black guy says "I wish there was a country for all the brothers and the sisters to live together in harmony." and the genie says "Done." and the black guy disappears. Then the Jewish guy says "I wish there was a country for the Jewish people to live in harmony, free of oppression." and again the genie says "Done" and the Jewish guy disappears. The redneck pauses and says "So all the black guys have their own country? And all the Jews have their own country?" and the Genie says "Yes." and the redneck smiles and says "Well then heck, I'll have a diet coke."

x3 I love that joke.

Donate · by **Freezair** » 10/19/2007 1:32 PM

I bet it's even funnier if you say it, because then you can say "Way-ull, heck, Ah'll have a die-et Coke" in your best redneck voice. Heehee!

Donate · by **Kittyms** » 10/26/2007 8:25 PM

Just thought of a joke that I myself made up! ^^ *feels special*

Q: What do you say when you see a frozen mummy in Alaska?

A: I-cey Dead People!

(Icey dead people -- I See Dead People) XD Not the best joke, I know, but hey, it's very rare that I make up any jokes at all! x3

Who is online