by Freezair » 10/03/2007 3:33 PM
Here's an awful joke:
An opera singer gets sick the night before a big performance, so the opera director tells his assistant, "Go out and find me somebody who can sing his part." The next day, the assistant comes back with a good young singer he found singing locally.
He introduces the singer to the opera director, and the assistant says: "Here's the tenor I owe you."
Ba-dum-pish!
This one always makes me crack a grin:
A man walks into a dentist's office and goes up to the dentist. "You gotta help me, doc!" he says. "I think I'm a moth!"
"You don't need a dentist," the dentist says. "You need a psychiatrist."
"I know," the man replies.
"Then why did you come in here?" the dentists asks.
"Because," the man said, "your light was on."
Wop-wop-waaah.
And as a bonus, here are some awful, punny episode titles for if there was ever an Evelon-themed cartoon.
-Tali Tale
-Rollaby With The Punches
-Aries More Than This To Life
-That's What I'm Torken 'Bout
-Going Batti
-Albie Waiting
-Leebra Me Alone
-All Penticorned Up
-Right On Cuniflare
-A Matched Rengosett
-How Now, Wood Tuskow?
-He Said, Yingshee Said
-Who Can? Roosken!
-Gone A-Magistrey
-Gyrraptor Today, Gone Tomorrow
-Kalamarei Dancing Spree (Lol, obscure)
Hurts, doesn't it I'm really, really sorry.
I'm so cool (too bad I'm a loser).
I'm so smart (too bad I can't get anything figured out)!
I'm so brave (too bad I'm a baby).
I'm so fly
That's probably why it feels just like I'm falling for the first time!
I'm so green (it's really amazing).
I'm so clean (too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me)!
I'm so sane (It's driving me crazy)!
It's so strange
I can't believe I'm falling for the first time!
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