[Becca]

I'm a smart blonde. At my school, its mostly the popular brunettes that are stupid.

[Knightdaniru]

XD same with my old school. Now I go to a privet school, where every one is smart. I'm behind becouse I used to go to a public school...

[Becca]

Yeah!! Power to the blondes!! Whoot!! *runs around with a bottle of pepsi*

[Knightdaniru]

o_O I'm still blonde, I guess. Just dark dirty blonde...

[Freezair]

Same here. My hair is kind of a gold color, but it looks really dingy if I don't wash it. It's not really a brownish color, but it's not really brown either... I think it might be the color people call "dishwater."

But being an airhead, I have lots of dumb blonde jokes.

Q. What do you called 12 blondes in a snowstorm?

a. Frosted flakes.

[GrayGriffin]

Once, there was a painter who always skimped on the job. He'd add turpentine to the paint to thin it out and make more of it. But one day, when he was painting a church, a sudden rainstorm washed off all the thinned paint. Then, a bolt of lightning struck the painter off the scaffolding. As he fell, he knew this was the wrath of God. So he cried, "What must I do?"

A voice came from the clouds: "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

[Freezair]

Once, there was a painter who always skimped on the job. He'd add turpentine to the paint to thin it out and make more of it. But one day, when he was painting a church, a sudden rainstorm washed off all the thinned paint. Then, a bolt of lightning struck the painter off the scaffolding. As he fell, he knew this was the wrath of God. So he cried, "What must I do?"

A voice came from the clouds: "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

That's awful. I LOVE IT! *so stolen*

Q. What do you call bread made by a bison?

A. A buffaloaf.

Heh heh. Got that one off a popsicle stick.

[freya]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse rolled in the mud.

Yeah, a definite Dad joke

[Kitsune_Beauty]

I got a good blonde joke!

Three blondes were called into the police station as witnesses of a crime. The cheif brought out a portfolio shot of the criminal and asked each blonde what they could see for identification.

The first blonde says "He only has one ear." The cheif gave her a dumbstruck look and said "Its a portfolio shot! His other ear can't be seen."

The second blonde looks at it and says "He only has one eye." By now the cheif was getting annoyed and impatient.

The cheif takes it to the third blonde and says "Ok, now think before you give me a stupid answer." The third blonde looks at it and says "He has on contacts." The cheif had a skeptical look and he went to the computer. Sure enough, the suspect was wearing contacts. He goes back to the blonde and says "How did you know that? Nobody in this whole presinct could see that!" The third blonde shrugs and says "Well, he couldn't have been wearing normal glasses with just one eye and one ear now could he?"

I am sooo shot but its worth it! XD

[Freezair]

Here's another bad one. And it's a lightbulb joke!

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Only one. But the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

[SirMax]

And you've opened the gates to lightbulb jokes...

Q: How many DBZ characters does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes ten episodes

And one I made up, then we'll leave it for now.

Q: How many bad comedians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Um... one, I guess...

[Solita]

(DBZ jokes! Yay lol)

Here's a short one:

Three Irish men walked out of a bar.

[SirMax]

XD

I see your short joke and raise you four men.

Seven men walked into a bar and said "Ow."

[Freezair]

I see your bar jokes and raise you four cliches!

A priest, a nun, a doctor and a politician walk into a bar. Thr bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[SirMax]

I see your cliche and raise you an overused set-up!

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Or any number of other answers. =D