moofius: Lord Xai're! I got you a cake for your birthday!
Lord Xai're: Birthday? You two, not bothering to notice my busy schecdule, not caring about all the lives I have to be saving, not even wondering if DON'T LIKE CAKES, bring me all the way up here to this creaky old tower, FOR MY BIRTHDAY!?
Kodai: Uhh...yea...
Lord Xai're: GREAT! Well, what kinda cake is it anyway?
moofius: Spinich!
Lord Xai're: ... *Turns Green*
Kodai: Hey, Xai, are you ok?
Lord Xai're: *manages to say* Did moofius bake this?
moofius: Sure did! 8D
Lord Xai're: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs to the tower window and jumps out*
*moofius and Kodai run to the window*
Kodai: What did he do that for?
moofius: I dunno...
Kodai: Wierd...
Moofius: *thoughfully* ya know what's interesting though?
Kodai: What?
moofius: He did that last year...
TWO HOURS LATER...
*The paramedics arrived and moofius and Kodai went down the tower to watch them take him away. The girls move over next to his stretcher to talk to him*
Lord Xai're: Ya know, I would have been happy with just a TACO!
moofius: Ok, next time i'll make you one! 8D
*Lord Xai're widens his eyes.*
Lord Xai're: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Jumps out of the stretcher, runs up the tower, and throws himself out the tower window agian*
Kodai: *Watching Xai, and says to moofius* Hey, have you ever considered that you are a really bad cook?
moofius: Nope.
Kodai: Hmmm... *eats a bit of moofius's cake* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Kodai runs up the tower, jumps off and lands next to Lord Xai're*
moofius: Mabe I am a bad cook... *Shrugs*
(I'm also not the best at comedy. sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not. But, i hope everyone enjoyed it. =) )