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Postby BaalsBaby » 07/02/2008 12:28 AM

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*Gasp* Oh my! Look! A picture! Something that keeled Baal, yay! xD; I mean.. wait, that's a bad thing. Right. Anyway, it looks like we have our very first rare, rare Caption Contest underway!

Rules:

* Simply type up a small 'caption' for the above picture! Said caption can be simply one sentence or an entire story!

* The contestant may only submit ONE entry! Posts can be edited as many times as necessary but of course, only any time BEFORE the End Date.


What We're Looking For:

Something original and something that doesn't just obviously state what's there, y'know? Describe what the characters might be saying or make a small story as to why the things in the picture are acting as they do. As my family will be helping me judge, there's really no limit with what you can do with this picture! 8D Just make sure it's a clean entry, hehehe. You could make your entry funny, serious, or mysterious, however you think would astound us the best!

Prizes:

*First Place - One Custom Paragon!

*Second Place - 250 KS

End Date:

July 13th, 2008 (Sunday) - The last day to submit answers.


**As a small side note, I'll explain the characters if you don't already know who they are. On the left is Lord Xai're, Evelon's very own taco-loving machine god of Death! (It's his first time in an official picture! 8D) In the middle is the forum user Moofius, our anthro cow babe. And on the right is none other than Crazy Stat Lady Kodai! (Wow I feel like some sort of wrestling announcer. o3O) And that's it! Get those brains working!
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Postby Kyrit » 07/02/2008 12:50 AM

"Xai!" he could hear their voices calling. Oh... a cake. That was rather unusual. Thinking and counting with his fingers, there were only two possible reasons he could think of these two ladies, Kodai and Moofius, would bring him a cake. Birthday... and well the other was a bit odd and probably wouldn't ever happen. But seeing as how it surely wasn't his birthday that had to be it? Couldn't think of anything else after all.

"I keep people alive... and all I get is a cake..?" the god of Death asked, not really expecting an answer.

It was the one with the spotted ears, Moofius, that spoke up. "Oh come on! You're gotta save a heck of a lot more people to deserve more then a cake!" Meanwhile Kodai just let out a small chuckle.

Ah the life of a god... Do something amazing and well... You get a tiny cake... with just one single little candle.
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Postby Freezair » 07/02/2008 1:21 AM

Sadly, Xai're did not recieve the one thing he wanted most for his deathday: A door lock.

I'm so cool (too bad I'm a loser).
I'm so smart (too bad I can't get anything figured out)!
I'm so brave (too bad I'm a baby).
I'm so fly
That's probably why it feels just like I'm falling for the first time!

I'm so green (it's really amazing).
I'm so clean (too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me)!
I'm so sane (It's driving me crazy)!
It's so strange
I can't believe I'm falling for the first time!

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Postby Rainbowfox Ari » 07/02/2008 1:22 AM

A confection? Xai thought, fingering the blade at his side. I ought to murder those two for calling me all the way down here for a confectionery.... item.

Moofius and Kodai shared a looooooong look between each other, and Kodai whispered something to Moofius, as Xai're seemed to be deciding which one of them to kill first.

"Oh come ON, Xai!" Moofius piped up after a moment [taking a risk in using the god's nickname] "Have a bite! Please? Then we'll go away."

Kodai gave a very fake smile, and then snickered.

"Yes, Xai! Have a bite of our lovely seda-.... I meeeean.... STRAWBERRY... cake. Yes. Strawberry cake."

Moofius gave a nervous laugh.

"Yeah! Strawberry! With kiwi frosting! No sedatives here!"

She then received a smack upside the head from Kodai, who stuck out her tongue at the cow-girl before regaining her composure.

"Just a bite? Please?" the stat-lady pleaded.

"Oh alright, alright." growled Xai're, irritated beyond all measure. He took a handfull of the cake - without utensils - and shoved it into his mouth, licking his fingers afterward.

"Say, Xai...." Moofius prodded gently. "How do you feel? Sleepy?"

"Sleepy? That's redicu-" the god didn't get any further, and was soon down on the ground sawing logs.

"YES! It WORKED!" both girls squealed, dragging Xai off for molestings.
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Postby Mojave » 07/02/2008 1:43 AM

Poor Xai're... hoodwinked by the cow-lady to thinking it would be an all woman night out... to find a kid's birthday party.
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Postby Moofius » 07/02/2008 1:53 AM

Kodai: happy Birthday to you! ^O^

Moofius: happy birthday to you! 8D

Xai're: Do you even-

Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR XAI'RE~!! -drowning him out-

Xai're: =__=;;;

Both: -slightly less loud- happy Birthday to-

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Kree: Baals! Iss shouldn't bess drinking grape soda... o-o;; -tends to-

Moofius: You~! Happy Birthday! ^O^

Kodai: Happy Birthday! ^O^

Xai're: ... What kind of cake is that....?

Moofius: I dunno... baal made it.

Xai're: Oh good me, they're trying to kill me! .___.;;;

Moofius: Just kidding~! XD;; It's actually-

???: GIVE ME BACK MY CAKE! D<;;

Moofius: ...!!! D= Crud! How did she-?!

Kodai: Who?! D=

Moofius: Well I didn't have time to make a cake so I... Kinda' borrowed Ticky's? 8D;;;

Kodai: Youwha? =___=;;

Moofius: Run. .__.;;;

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Xai're: -left alone with a cake- ... What? D=;;

Ticky: -Angry, fear it-

Xai're: Meep! D=;;
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Postby AvengedRomance » 07/02/2008 2:09 AM

Kodai(hissing to moofius): After all this time we baked the cake, it isn't even his birthday!!!!!!!!
Moofius:Oops, at least we have a cake.
*Pause*
Xai're: What are those two thinking?
Moofius and Kodai: Happy Xai're day!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xai're: *slaps hand to head* Sigh.
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Postby GrayGriffin » 07/02/2008 9:08 AM

Xai're wondered how the two girls had managed to get that birthday hat on his head. He also wondered why he had agreed to come here in the first place. He pondered the fact that it wasn't his birthday. Then he wondered about the meaning of life and butterflies. Oops, scratch that last one.

"Happy...unbirthday!" squealed Moofius.

"Unbirthday?" asked Xai're, raising an eyebrow.

"An unbirthday is any day that's not your birthday!" explained Kodai. "So we're having an unbirthday party for you!"

Xai're thought back for a while. "Wait a moment...I had an unbirthday party yesterday!"

"Yeah! But it's still not your birthday! So you're getting another unbirthday party! NOW EAT THE FRIKKIN CAKE THAT TOOK BAAL HOURS TO-er, I mean that took me two hours to bake!" exclaimed Moofius.

Xai're sighed, and took a bite. Geez, it was even the same kind of cake.

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All of me
Honestly
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Why waste time? (Ahh ahh)

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When I'm melting into you
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I belong in your arms

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Postby SweetDisaster » 07/02/2008 10:19 AM

The Day Before...

Moofius: Since it's your birthday tomorrow, we made an extra special present. It took us /forever/ to make and...
Kodai: And you're guaranteed to like eet! *big smile and thumbs up*
Xai're: *vaguely interested* ...
Moofius: ...at least show /some/ emotion...
Xai're: I have to see it first...

The Next Day...

Moofius and Kodai: *reveals cake* TADA!
Xai're: ...wow. CAKE. [/sarcasm]
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Postby SirMax » 07/02/2008 10:40 AM

While Xai're supposed that he should be grateful, and it DID match his favourite colours, he was still not convinced that toxic sludge poured onto asphalt counted as a cake.
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Postby SkyWolf11 » 07/02/2008 12:02 PM

Xai're: What the!?  *is tackled by Moofius while Kodai straps a party hat on him"

Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Xai're: Get off you lunatics!!!  *struggles to his feet*

Moofius: We made you a cake!  Eat it!  *shoves cake at Xai're*

Xai're:  What!?  No!  It's freakin' green!!  *pushes back*  Why a cake?  I wanted Tacos!!!!  

Moofius:  Too bad, you get a cake so...EAT IT NOW!

Kodai:  *snickers*

Xai're:  *hesitantly scoops off frosting with finger* Fine... *sighs and licks frosting from his finger*  

Both:  Yes he ate it!  >8D

Xai're:  You do realize, if this kills me....I'll haunt you two for all eternity.  *evil smile*

Both:  O3O;;;;;;  *runs*


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Postby Ghostlily » 07/02/2008 12:28 PM

Sadly, no one bothered to tell Moofius that wiping the lines under Lord Xai're's eyes wouldn't get rid of his 'happy tears,' but instead would doom her for all eternity.
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Postby Azura Rayume » 07/02/2008 2:15 PM

Kodai: Happy First Picture Day, Xai!
Moofius: -magics cake into hands-
Xai're: -is staring off screen-
Moofius: Xai! Xai! Xai! Xai! -bouncing-
Xai're: -glances over at her- ...What..?
Moofius: Why aren't you paying attention to us? We made you a cake and everything!
Xai're: I'm busy reading these captions. They're much more entertaining.



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Postby Kodai » 07/02/2008 2:48 PM

Xai're: So... This cake... It's for Kami and Kaamil, right...?
Moofie: Nyo, it's for you!
Kodai: Kami and Kaamil did help make it, though. :3
Xai: .......Why did you make me a cake...?
Moofie: Um... because? We could? And we figured you could use a break, what with all that's been going on. ^^
Kodai: Everyone could use a break... So we're throwing you a small party, Xai.
Xai: .......

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