[zapdragon555]

The flag falls out of your Kirund's ribcage, and I come and pick it up, and incinerate the flag. >D

[Jetfire]

I take the flag dust and feed it t Godzilla

[Kyarra]

I cut Godzilla's stomach open, take the flag dust, fill it in a bottle and bury it deeply on a cemetry.


(I hope that's not too violent^^)

[Jetfire]

I dig up the dust, put it in a jar, and eat the jar.

[Wyndhail]

I shrink and drive a mini-spaceship into you, shrink the flag, and fly out with it. Then I grow back and hide the now-tiny flag in an intricate painting that contains a lot of flags.

[zapdragon555]

I pick up the entire painting and hide it under the floorboards of the White House.

[Flame]

I infiltrate the White House through their sewer system, retrieve the tiny flag from on the painting, turn it into a pin and attach it to my shirt.

[Wyndhail]

I rip the flag off of your shirt violently and in an exaggerated movement. I then flee, removing the pin parts, and put it in a mummy's casket in a booby-trapped pyramid. I then curse all who enter with a swarm of angry, fire-breathing Paragon that will follow them forever.

[zapdragon555]

I burst into the Pyramid with an Anti-Paragon-Repellent in hand, and charge into the mummy's tomb. I open the coffin to find that there is no one inside, but the flag is still there! Grabbing it, I run out of the tomb, throw the flag at one of the Paragons following me. Then, I spray the Paragon with the Anti-Paragon-Repellent, causing it to fly way up in the sky.

[Wyndhail]

I run to where they shot the rocket off into the moon and steal one of the scientist's lab coats, making me appear as one of them. I then slip into where they house all of the rockets and shoot one into the sky with my Clockwork Yonyuu perched on it after programming the directive into him to get the flag. He hops off of the rocket once seeing the Paragon, who is holding the flag in its teeth. The Yonyuu jumps into the Paragon's face and snatches the flag from its jaws, soon after falling dramatically to earth in slow motion. I catch him using a massive field entirely covered in five layers of mattresses made of marshmallows, conduct any repairs on the Yonyuu that need to be made, and take the flag from my Yonyuu. I then place the flag in my dreams, safely protected by my mind and the fact that I am not currently unconscious and therefore not dreaming. My mind is also full of vicious sabertoothed black mambas who have in fact eaten in a while but have an unsatiable appetite. They are also as big as anacondas and are in a five-mile circle around a safe, which contains a safe which contains a safe which contains a safe which contains poison-tipped arrows that shoot out when the safe is opened. However, behind them is the flag. Also, each safe has a different combination that changes every five minutes.

[MillietheWarrior]

I wait 'til you fall asleep, turn into smoke, infiltrate your dream, sneak past the snakes and the darts, and slip into the safe. I retrieve the flag, and slip out again, then hide it under a cute little cow.

[Wolfie_Barrow]

I distract the cute little cow with a MAJIKUL DISTRAKSHUN BUTTAFLAH and steal the flag, burying it ten feet below the surface in my backyard. I then proceed to plant a garden on the area where the flag is buried.

[AnimeTheia]

I dig a tunnel fromthe next door neighbours backyard under yours and take the flag (not disturbing the newly planted garden in the process). I put the flag in a rocket and send it to the moon (hopefully it won't get blown up by NASA...) near the bomb sites, be careful you don't get blown up getting it back!

[Wolfie_Barrow]

I fly to the moon using my HANDY DANDY FLYIN' POWAHS and carefully snatch up the flag flinging it back to Earth using my HANDY DANDY STRENGTH POWAHS, making it sink to the lowest part of the ocean! Oh noes...

[MillietheWarrior]

I invent a new deep sea submarine to withstand the pressure, and retrieve the flag from the deepest part of the ocean. As I retreat to the surface, I feed the flag to a great white shark.