[Mirkitsune]

I manage to slip through the traps (by playing a harp for the beast, you know, they need music to sleep by) with skill, and I gently stroke the spine of the Monster Book of Monsters, removing the flag and leaving the room as it was when I entered.

I then take the flag, upon examining it, and I decide to stuff it in a pinata full of delicious delicacies.

[rayquaza7996]

(twas sposed to be army)
(NINJAD)
I get my eyeless, lazer-proof, magic-proof, monster-proof, hole-proof, trap-proof, fire-proof fairy demon thingy to take it from your pinata. Then it gives it to a mouse and feed the mouse to a cybernetic zombie ninja pirate viper.

[Mirkitsune]

I dunk the cybernetic whatever in water, taking the mouse and the flag. While I make the mouse my friend, I take the flag and decide to give it to Darth Vader as a gift.

Darth Vader decides to use the flag to rally his Storm Troopers to victory! Try getting it now!

[rayquaza7996]

Easy. I spoil all the movie's plot twists, shocking them into unconciousness. I then I get some more of my  Cybernetic Zombie Ninja Pirate T-Rex Lincoln Monster Pyro Snakes (which are lazer-proof, magic-proof, monster-proof, hole-proof, trap-proof, fire-proof, water-proof, and llama-proof) to guard it. Oh, and a god. That eats anything. Instantly. By using lazer tentacles. That can't be dodged. Or stopped.

[Mirkitsune]

Hah! This is an easy one!

I let the weird snakes and god have that tattered old flag...

While I reach back all the way to page 1, the starting posts, and I grab a shiny, brand new flag!

I let this flag float over to the Last Post thread~ see who gets it now!

[Mousen]

I jump over to the last post thread, stake my claim,  and bring back the new flag wich I store in a sfe in atlantis with several shark guards and neptune and posidon battling beside it.

[Mirkitsune]

But you aren't the last poster.

I have a bit of luck at fishing, you see. So with a lucky cast of my rod, I manage to catch the safe, pull it to the surface, and nab my shiny, still-intact-despite-it-being-wet flag.

I decide to keep it with me and name it Pedro.

[Jetfire]

I ninja into your house at night, grab the flag, and run off ( after raiding your kitchen for everything cheesy ) I then take the flag, teleport to Pern, and give it to F'lar, Benden Weyrleader, rider of the largest Bronze Mnementh ( who just happens to be the size of oh..... a Boeing 747 )

[Mousen]

I impress F'lar with my knolage of Dragoneese and in return for teaching him some he gives me the flag. Toss it into a cemment truck. The cement is used for the foundations of a huge skyscraper, and the skyscaper is built on top of it.

[Jetfire]

I get Devastator to dig the flag out. I then give it to Unicron, eater of planets, lord of evil!

[Mousen]

I reangrange your last post so it says. "Eater of evil, leader of plants" So I give the Unicorn some evil to eat I'm sure Mirkitsune won't notice if her hairbrush missing, the hair of pure evil, but any way... It gives me the flag as a reward and I give it to an elephant which eats the flag and dissapears into a hear of 10,000 other elsephants in a high-security elephant prison

[Jetfire]

I use my epic flag sensing powers to pick out the elephant. I go giant robot, grab the elephant, and run away.I then have the elephant's stomach pumped. I find the flag, but throw it away and get a new flag. I then take the new flag and toss it into a tub of goo that transforms into the worst nightmare of who ever approaches.

[Mousen]

And the goo tranforms into a school! I walk up to the head mistress slap her in the face, I am now over my fear! and the goo dissolved leving me with a soggy flag, I wash the flag and put it into the hand of the president.

[Amellina]

Hopping over the secret service barrier, I yank the flag from the prez's hand, and run away screaming like a madman, thinking they're chasing me.

I run until I hit Big Ben, and with my flying giraffe hooked onto my back, I fly up and snag the flag on the '4' on the monstrous clock...

[Mousen]

I fly with my dragon, and pick it off the four, go to whitby, where i go to the cemerty at the top of the 299 steps an I sit on the flag, becuase I'm depressed.