[Wyndhail]

I feed the shark badly made food, which causes him to throw up the flag. Considering that it's the ocean I then wash off the flag and then shoot the flag out of a cannon, where it lands at an undisclosed location.

[MillietheWarrior]

I use a specially made flag finder to locate the flag (After days of searching) and quickly put it on top of the world's tallest building.

[Wyndhail]

I get King Kong to retrieve the flag for me, whereupon I drop the flag into a pit full of lawyers and realtors.

[MillietheWarrior]

Reluctantly, I go into the pit, tossing the lawyers and realtors a 2-year contract on a house to keep them busy, before retreiving the flag. I then proceed it to hide it in a Clone's helmet. (And there's thousands of them. >.<)

[Wyndhail]

I steal the flag finder you used previously to find the flag and take it out of the helmet. I then put the flag into a paper grinder, letting the cloths fall into the trash can beneath it giving the stick to an old man who needs to use it to walk and uses it as a cane because he is quite short.

[Jetfire]

I make a solid chaos spear, give it to the man, and take the flag and warp it to the center of the earth, reaching Over Nine Thousand! degrees Celsius.

[wave3girl]

I take the machine from a sci-fi movie to go to the center of the earth (the movie title  ><)to retrieve it. I take it to a deserted island were there are sharks, and monkey coconut throwers to anyone but Moi.

[Jetfire]

I blast the monkeys out of the water, and the sharks swim away afraid. I take it, swallow it my self, and run away.

[wave3girl]

I calemah(sp?) your heart then the flag out of your digestive tract. I put it on 'Orion’s belt' (M.I.B.) and hide the creature in a time warp continuum.

[Wyndhail]

I jump into a rift and take the flag, then jump into the Resident Evil universe and give the flag to Wesker.

[Jetfire]

I send a chaos spear through Wesker, take the flag, put it at the bottom  of a pit full of salt, barbed wire, and razor blades.

[Wyndhail]

I pause before going to the flag to go to Wesker and revive him, even though he already appears to be unkillable or something in the series itself. Then I go into the pit with a suit of armor on, the ones that are in the hallway in RE4. This allows me to fearlessly procure the flag from the pit, and I give it to my avatar for safekeeping.

[Jetfire]

I make your avatar go boom, causing the flag to char into a shrunken pile of ash and coal, which I shoop da woop, incinerating it.

[Wyndhail]

I reverse time, saving both my avatar and leaving the flag in Wesker's hands once again. Seeing that neither he nor the flag is safe, I take the flag from him with a "thank you" and put the flag in a small impenetrable bubble. I then drop this impenetrable bubble into a massive vat of acid that dissolves everything except for the substance the bubble is made of, where the bubble hovers in the middle so it cannot be accessed by reach from any of the sides of the vat.

[Jetfire]

I go Ghidorah, pick up the vat, pour it out while flying, and take out the flag, swallowing it.