[Jetfire]

* cracks knuckles * No prob.
I put on my Nocture cloak belt, and warp to the mansion, avoiding detection. I then take the flag from What's-his-face, and feed it to a 50 foot Spinosauras Eajyptocus.

[Wyndhail]

I use Wesker's technology stuff to split the Spinosaurus into individual molecules and retrieve the flag, rejoining the Spinosaurus and allowing it to do whatever it was doing before. I then increase the size of the flag x40, causing the flag to grow to forty feet tall. I then break all shrink rays in the world and chain the flag multiple times over to the ground, then bury it and surround the 40 foot flag coffin with cement.

[Jetfire]

I use my nocture blade to cut the concreate in half, not damaging the flag. I then remove it from its grave, and wire my voxai teleporter into a shrink ray, shrinking the flag the the size f a grain of salt. I then send it to the center of the earth.

[Wyndhail]

I put on an extremely heat-proof suit and teleport myself to the center of the earth, using a radar to detect the precise location of the flag. My screen begins to flash and encircle the grain-sized flag's location once I am in range, and I change it to a normal size before picking up the flag and soaking it in acid that is somehow resistant to flags. It dissolves everything else, though.

[Jetfire]

I use Chaos Grip to pick it up without touching it. I then use Chaos Shatter on it, sending it to the doom dimension.

[Miasma]

Decide to have magic to find dah flag wif POWERS!

bake da flag into a cookie!

[zapdragon555]

I feed the cookie to a dinosaur, so that the flag is now in its belly. >:3

[Wolfie_Barrow]

I dress myself up as a giant t-bone steak, get swallowed whole by the dinosaur, grab the flag, then take out a needle and inject the dinosaur with a numbing solution, which causes the throat and esophagus to loosen, making it so that I can crawl out of the dinosaur. I then tear the flag up and feed it to a pond of a million goldfish.

[Sheffey]

I get a hundred cats to eat the goldfish therefore eating the flag as well, and then getting dogs to eat the cats,  and huge monsters to eat the dogs. Try and take the precious flag! wha wha wha

[Jetfire]

I use a mass Chaos shatter, sending all the creatures to the doom dimension, but leaving the flag. I then use chaos grip to put the flag bits in a jar. After words, I slip off my power control rings, and prepare to fight.

[Sheffey]

I just use my ninja skills to fight through to the flag. Then after that I throw the flag into the biggest hive of hornets ever hahahahaha

[zapdragon555]

I get a bear to go in after the flag, but he just ends up distracting the hornets. The bear runs off, the hornets following him. I then throw the hive with the flag in it across the world to China. They then put it in one of their most security-tight museums. >:3

[Jetfire]

I use my chaos control to teleport to the museum. I then walk casually through the museum through the shadows. I grab the flag, teleport out, and feed it to a gorgeel.

[Sheffey]

Simple I just get a gun and kill it then burn the flag too sooooooo many peices.

[Mirkitsune]

Using ultra-super powers, I reverse time on the flag so it is back to an originally perfect flag-esque state!

Then, I toss the flag into the middle of the Running of the Bulls!