[clackno1]

I take out pure awesomeness!!!!~

I put in a pencil...

[Jetfire]

You lose an eye

I put in a Fanta

[Zheris Altradi]

I full out soda

I put In Weegee virus.

[Moofius]

I catch H1 N1 Influenza A from the vending machine. Feling weak and fluctuating from hot and cold I drop a hot water bottle and an ice pack into the vending machine.

[JoseJalepenoOnAStick]

Chips of dry ice is shot out of the machine, I run away screaming yet I have time to throw in a piece of chewed up gum from my pocket into the machine.

[Moofius]

The Vending Machine dispenses a brand new peice of gum. I don't really trust that all of the Jose germs are out of it though so I don't eat it. Instead I stick my pocket lint in the vending machine.

[Draconial]

I pull out an adorable, gray bunny!Ihasadustbunny

I brush off some of the dust from his fur into the machine

[Jetfire]

Godzila comes flying out of the machine. It grew huge and he came out.

I put in over Nine thousand coins!

[Draconial]

I get.... MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!! WOOO!!!

I put in a cute little mouse

[Moofius]

The machine jumps and shivers (change and other things) rattling around inside until... Baals mom pops out?!
"Kitty! What are you doing in there? Here, let me get you something for your headache." You'd have a head ache too if you'd just been warped to a vending machine. I open the bottle of pain killers, but the lid came off so suddenly that one of the pills ended up in the vending machine!

[Jetfire]

And out comes a stoner.

I, myself, jump in

[clackno1]

I pull out a FLAME THROWER! *spazzes*

I throw in crayons 'cause I was bored~

[JoseJalepenoOnAStick]

The machine begins to make a bubbling noise.
Out spews brown paint into my eyes. While running away screaming a vacuum falls out of my top hat and goes into reverse shooting out a piece of old potato chip into the machine

[Draconial]

I get... a can of brand-new Bacon Chedder pringles! Yum!

I stick one in

[JoseJalepenoOnAStick]

All I hear is an oink, and a live pigglet shoots out~
As I run away to ask my mommy if I can keep it,  I throw in my old Elmo Plushie that I no longer need thanks to my new piggy~