[Jetfire]

( Idea from Pokecharms.com ) Okay, so, this is how it works. I post putting some thing in, and the next person posts what comes out, and puts some thing else in, for example, I put in a Bomb, the next persons post, you get an explosion, it can be any random thing, put in or taken out. I'll start,
I put in a pair of scisors.

[Moofius]

The vending machine starts playing Christmas Carols with old, six-bit video game quality before paper snowflakes start shooting out of the machine like some sort of crazy ninja throwing stars. They don't deliver death but maybe one heck of a mean paper cut.

I drop a snow globe into the vending machine and hope for the best.

[Draconial]

I pull out.. An adorable little penguin!

I put in.... an especially temperamental Dire Fenref who hates people and every other living thing, and hasn't been fed for a week.  

[Indigo]

Aaah gedditoffme!!! [flails] Note to self: be careful around vending machines. I have to go get this Dire Fenref removed from my arm, but first...

I drop a small plastic chicken in the machine.

[clackno1]

I remove...a white ping-pong ball?

I put in bird seed~

[Draconial]

I remove a Bluejay

In goes the Grim Reaper!

[Jetfire]

You get a Lazah! Bbbblllaaaggghhh!


I put in an atomic bomb 8D

[SunaUrufu]

I get's a....candy bar? 0.o *devours*

Puts in...a water bottle

[Jetfire]

You now own a slug that dances 8D

I put in a car

[SunaUrufu]

I get a bike horn...that's...nice...

I put in a cell phone 8D

[Jetfire]

* Gasp * I gots an I-phone 3gs

I put in a dog

[SunaUrufu]

I ger's back a puppy~

I put in a speaker

[Jetfire]

I get a chicken dinner?

I put in a Draculi

[SunaUrufu]

I get a kitty

I put in a letter

[Jetfire]

A pen shoots out with lightning velocity, shooting through a 12 inch thick block of cheese

I put in Evelon