[chimchimologist]

I take out a heart, as in the body part.


I put in my brains, complete with a limited edition toenail.

[Chayden]

I pull out bloodthirsty zombehs! Oh noes! DDDDDDDDDDDD;> /brick'd

I hurriedly try to shove the zombies back in there, but only a tattered hat makes it into the machine.

[Soriana]

I pull out D'Artagnan's cap, feather and all. You know what, I'm keeping this.

I shove in a trash bag full of used batteries.

[Chayden]

I pull out what appears to be an abandoned toy. Strange...

I put in a button eye that fell off of the poor thing.

[Kylo]

I pull out a Tim Burton movie. *adds to collection*

I put in a Jack Skellington Doll.

[Chayden]

I take out one of Edward's scissorhands! Why, the poor boy is probably missing this...

I stuff in a DVD copy of Corpse Bride before shuffling off to find a better Edward than Cullen.

[Kylo]

I pull out the doggie! Yay! *hugs*

Throws in Edward Elric, cause alchemists kick butt!

[Chayden]

I grab out some lead. Shouldn't this be graphite, or...?

I put in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez.

[Kylo]

I pull out Gir? *stuffs in bag and keeps*

I put in Alucard from Hellsing.

[Chayden]

Whatever I pull out... it sparkles! Ahh, gahh, make it stop! It's nipping meeeee! Dx;

I push in my bandaid. It's new, but I picked at it and it fell off |D

[Kylo]

But Alucard doesn't sparkle. He burns in sunlight and kills poser vampires like Edward.

Pulls out old bloody bandages...weird.

Puts in glue and glitter to jam the machine. Die machine die!

[Mousen]

I take out... Glitter glue? How predictable.

I stuff in an idea eating caterpillar. Beware!

[Chayden]

I pull out a hookah-smoking blue caterpillar. Now, where have I seen him before?

I stuff in an "i see wut u did thar" Mudkip, because I can.

[Kylo]

I pull out a swampert. Oh gawd it's trying to eat me! *runs away*

I put in a ripped up valentine.

[Soriana]

I remove this song. How ironic.

I put in this little beauty. (Clearly, he's a Pokémon.)