[Mousen]

I compare Lestat to a *shudders* Cullen. He starts to gag he dropped the flag I pick up the flag and give it to road runner.

[Mirkitsune]

I use Road Runner Online Service. So I merely pay my bill on time, and as a thank you, he gives it to me.

I then stuff it down my shirt.

[Jetfire]

I toss molotav cocktails all over the place, burning everything in sight. I then buy a new flag and put it inside a bomb inside of a war head inside of a nuclear dragon inside of Rick Astley. Any who come near him are rick rolled!

[Micah]

I fight through the blasting speakers and stylish hairdos of the Rick Roll and make everyone lose the Game. In their momentary defeated distraction, I steal the flag and give it to a robotic dummy, then plant it in a sea of billions of dummies, making it nearly impossible to find.

[Mirkitsune]

I merely find the dummy with the flag, take it, and decide to lock it in a safe, which I then dump into the ruins of the Titanic.

[rayquaza7996]

I force you all to read a full, unabridged version of Kesha's backstory (currently impossible on this site because I never actually typed it out)and while you're distracted comforting her (she's a kitty) I send in an army of Baby-Gryphon-Stuffie-carrying baby otters. While all the cute distracts you, I simply send Ara down to get it, claiming it will cause a time paradox otherwise. I then have her drop it in the middle of the time continuim halfway between the 4th and 8th dimensions.

[Mirkitsune]

I live there, so that's no problem.

I use my amazing Baroness Mir of Sealand powers to get the flag!

And I make it the national flag of the Principality of Sealand.

[Sappheara]

I bore you with politics, you drop the flag. I grab the flag and get a cab to the airport, catch a plan to Oakland. I run to the abounded building and hide the flag in on of the floor boards.