[Jetfire]

I pick you up, move you off the flag, have one of my drones pick up the flag, and fly it to an alternate universe populated by Chuck Norriss and John Waynes.

[Mousen]

I use my acme fing the flag in an alternate universe device, grab the flag and... Oops it flys out my hand all the way to the tri state area.
Doofinshmirtz: Aha! You see Perry the platypus, when I was a little boy, I never could win at flag races. So now I have created the; Flaginator! It is a machine that atracts all flags from around the world, so I will be the king of capture the flag! Mwhaha!"
Perry the platypus: *punched Doofinshmirtz in the face, the controll goes flying into Mousenb Heaths hand, she shows Perry her Do0gooders badge and he is off and Doofinshmirts flies out the window onto a never ending bouncy castle.*

[Jetfire]

( I live in the tri-state area! >8D )
I fly into the castle, pop it, grab the control, and pick up the machine with my epic awesome giant robot strength. I then fly away again to my home town, hide in my appartment ( with 2 inches of steel, brick, iron, and dry wall in the walls ) which is kinda cramped. I then grab my BFG ( big freaking gun ) and wait.

[Mousen]

I use Doofinshmirtz's "Jetfire and his stuff, but leaving flags- awayinator. I zap Jetfire I pick up the flag shrink it and  put it in a haystack in a secret location.

[Jetfire]

I grab you and toss you into the middle of the ocean like a baseball, then I use my radar to find the flag. I then take the flag and give it to Mephisto, demon lord.

[Mousen]

I land in an life raft! I get to shore fins the deamon lord, pull a puppy dog face. He gives me the flag.
I then hide it somewhere "Safe" I know it was around here somewhere...
*Mousen Heath has lost the flag*

[Amellina]

*Evil Laughing*
I grab the flag which is lost, and make it even loster...?

[zapdragon555]

I use a high-tech tracking device to locate the flag, and take a jet plane to wherever you are. I then grab the flag from you as the jet zooms past, at which point I am whisked away to Spain. I then give the flag to a toreador, who begins to use it to fight a bull.

[Amellina]

I jump on your jet and follow you to spain, where I fly 500 feet to the ground, and land on the bull's back, grabbing the flag just as it charges. Bursting through the brick wall of the stadium, police begin to show up, but I can't understand their interrogating, so they need my ID. I search in my pockets, but I must've dropped it when falling from the jet. Wonderful. They take me to jail, where I cell with a guy who just glares at people. freaking out, I ask if I could call one person, and they say yes. I call a taxi. Breaking out of the jail wasn't to easy, and I'm not going to go into specifics, other than the important fact that the flag got snagged on the barbed-wire fence...

[Jetfire]

I say my favorite quote " If it doesn't work out, C4. " and blow the fence straight to * censored word * ! I then get a new flag and throw it into the universe of Spore.

[zapdragon555]

I get on the computer, start up Spore, then use one of my civilizations to secure the flag. But, right when I'm saving the game, my computer crashes! The flag is now in cyberspace. Ohnoes! D8

[Amellina]

I call up my buddies in Cyberspace, Meep and Beep, who search for the flag, throughout the stars, attach it to an email, and send it to me, which I receive, but accidentally forward it to... you  

[rayquaza7996]

I take the flag and put it in the Smooze. Only the Flutter Ponies can get it!

[Amellina]

A flutter pony walks up to the flag and licks it, freaks out, and... well, it just appears in front of me. (nice imagination, right?)
I grab the flag, and hide it in my coat pocket, thinking no one saw me do it...

[Wyndhail]

I saw it, in fact, and barrel roll toward you, knocking you off of your feet! I then snatch the flag from your pocket and flee. I go to Seaworld and feed the flag to a killer whale.