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Basically the point of this is to slowly make a type of story centered around Tite Kubo, a rich demigod of trolling who occasionally works on comics like Bleach and Zombie Powder in his spare time, who would lose his powers if he let any of his characters die. Tite Kubo Stories start with "SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO", and end with "I LOVE MY LIFE".

I'll start.

SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO, CHILLING IN MY SWIMMING POOL OF CASH, WHEN SUDDENLY...

[Mousen]

A tree monster jumped out and started eating the money then the body guards came and tried to shoot the thing but then the tree monster ate the guards and turned to face me...

[subtext]

So then the tree moster turned out to be Gene Simmons' kid, and asked "You mind if I copy your work". And I was like "Whatever. You can't beat me; I'm Tite Kubo!" Thus, Nick Simmons turned into a bat and flew away, only to leave behind...

[Mousen]

A large 3 headed dog name chiwawa, which then proceeded to pee on...

[rayquaza7996]

an artist's beloved fanart, so the artist...

[Mousen]

Was so mad he kicked the dog and zapped it with an electric fly swatter, the dog turned round to the artist and...

[rayquaza7996]

attacked him, making him cry, causing Superman to come. Superman...

[Mousen]

Gave the dog a bone and took the artist to a home for over suffering artists, in the pool of cash something stirred as a band of travvling gypsies appeared on the horizon.

[subtext]

My evil twin, Might Kubo, sprung out of the pool. He was excited when the Gypsises began to unload...

[Mousen]

2 headed Camels! With reindeer antlers! But unfortunatly something scared them and they stampeded toward...

[Mirkitsune]

A large rampaging horde of Twilight Fangirls! Oh no!

Though they might have been tough, screaming their cries of "OHEDWARD~~~<3333," though I and my evil twin temporarily joined forces against them and their love of trashy fiction.

At that exact moment, the pool...

[rayquaza7996]

Exploded as a random robot army came out with GIANT EXPLOSIVES! Thankfully, the robots...

[Mirkitsune]

Were not waterproof, and they took on too much water to work properly.

Suddenly, at that moment, a large tank...

[Wyndhail]

.. rumbled by, halting a few yards from where I stood. After a few moments, the hatch opened and a few angry fangirls poked their heads out. They looked reasonably less cheery than the others.

"BRING ULQUIORRA BACK. WHERE IS GRIMMJOW. DO NOT LET GIN DIE. GRRAHhgfh"

The rest of their rant is drowned out by incoherent mumbling and foaming at the mouth. Immediately, I...

[Mirkitsune]

Whip out a sketchbook and attempt to appease them with sketches of their mentioned favorites. After throwing the sketches to distract them, I abandon my twin and decide to hide in the office of another manga artist.

When all of a sudden...