[Jetfire]

You get your disease khuna, but you never get a personality for it, never RP it, and have to end up selling it because it just sits there and rots more than it already has.

I wish I could get some of the new dragon cave dragons.

[Wyndhail]

You get them, but they all die for no apparent reason just before they hatch from their eggs.

I wish I had a Disease Kuhna, which I just wished for but I actually do have a personality for it so it wouldn't rot!~ <3

[Wolfie_Barrow]

You get the Disease Kuhna, but somehow reality is warped, and the Disease Kuhna comes to life, and climbs out of your computer! Have fun being eaten!

I wish someone would stab me in the heart.

HA. Try corrupting that wish! If you make it so I live, that would be good. If I die, that would be good. And if I rot in a hospital, that would be good! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough, cough...

[Jetfire]

Jason Vorhees comes in with his machete, and tries to stab you, but he misses, and stabs out both eye's. Then, he hits your joints, causing extreme pain. IF YOUR SQUEAMISH, LOOK AWAY NOW,
he keeps going until your just a torso, then he finally hits your heart. I shoot him with a fire truck hose, killing him instantly.

I wish I didn't have such a twisted mind.

[Rain]

*Poof* You don't have a twisted mind. But now all, you can think about are Pixies and Unicorns, and daisies and all that junk.

I wish I was a published author.

[Mirkitsune]

Wish granted! You are now a published author. However, what's this sitting on your desk? A lawsuit! You've been found guilty of plagiarizing a best-selling author, and are now completely broke, once you subtract the cost of the lawyer and the money you need to pay. How terrible!

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Jaden Wolf]

Wow, you suddenly became a fish. Good thing you were near water! Unfortunately, you became a rather small, bright fish, and not in a tropical place. Soon you are eaten by a larger fish, which is eaten by another fish, and another, and another, and finally by a whale. Poor, unfortunate you. Even if you somehow survived the first stomach, and even up to the third, you have no means escape. I pity you, really.

I wish I were air.

[Tori]

Bam! You're made of air. Now what? You do your air thing, floating around and enjoying the weather, when all of a sudden, some little sticky kid inhales part of you! D8> Onoz!

I wish I had a pet elephant. D8!

[Jetfire]

Shapoof! You get a pet elephant! What, you wanted a herbivore elaphant? Sorry! Hope you like your flaesh eating 1 ton elaphant!

I wish I could bring my tablet to my dads house.

[Wyndhail]

Well, now you /can/, but you don't /do/. You completely forget every time you intend to bring it over there.

I wish it was Tuesday already. ;o;

[Jetfire]

Poof! It's Tuesday. You didn't specify which year though, so your in the middle of a Jurassic Tuesday, being chased by a ravenous pack of Velociraptors. You need to be a super fast track star to get away.

i wish that my cough would go away.

[Jaden Wolf]

Good for you, your cough has poofed. Unfortunately, that's because you got another illness that made you mute. Completely. Not a single sound. Wow. Oh, and no doctor can cure it?! Oh well, I hope you enjoy the rest of your silent life.

I wish I could stump someone with a wish.

[Jetfire]

Shaplargel! You can, but that opens a rift in space leading to the Twilight cage. Have fun being destroyed by the Kron, voxai, Nraggal, and Nocturnes.

I wish that I could fix my broken action figure.

[Jaden Wolf]

Poof! Your action figure is fixed! What the? Now everything else you own is broken beyond repair...even your computer!!! Noooo!

I wish for ten real wishes...

[Jetfire]

You get your ten real wishes, but you waste them all on usless stuff like a pari of socks, a rock... etc. etc.

I wish that I had more internets. * points to signiture *