Basically the point of this is to slowly make a type of story centered around Tite Kubo, a rich demigod of trolling who occasionally works on comics like Bleach and Zombie Powder in his spare time, who would lose his powers if he let any of his characters die. Tite Kubo Stories start with "SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO", and end with "I LOVE MY LIFE".
I'll start.
SO THERE I WAS BEING KUBO, CHILLING IN MY SWIMMING POOL OF CASH, WHEN SUDDENLY...