by Mousen » 07/05/2012 9:41 AM
"I did not-!"
"-You did, and don't even start to deny it. You brought me to a swamp because you're terrified of being overheard. If you didn't want to be overheard, we could have gone to the Dead Coast. There's never any guides in The Dead Coast."
"There's never any guides here."
"Ah, that's where you've made a big mistake. There's a very good reason why there isn't any guides here, it's a swamp, with alligators and snakes and goodness knows what. Whereas, there's no Guides by the Dead Coast because it's boring. The alligators I can cope with, but I would choose boring over mosquito most days."