Fresh From the Garden
As you walk through town, a small wooden stand catches your eye. As you approach, you read the rough, hand-painted sign: "Fresh From the Garden", it tells you. Who's garden, you weren't quite sure, but as a fiery-haired woman met your gaze, it seemed like you were about to find out.
"Well, hello, there," she called out, staring you straight in the eye. Her focused gaze was a bit... unsettling, to say the least. "Welcome to our little one-stand produce market.
My name is Yvonne, but you're free to call me Vonny if you wish." She straightened up and walked around the stand to meet you, holding out her hand in an intimidating welcome.
"Why don't I explain the workings of our fine establishment for you?" She asked as a question, but you could tell she wasn't giving you any choice but to listen.
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Rules and Guidelines
As you walk through town, a small wooden stand catches your eye. As you approach, you read the rough, hand-painted sign: "Fresh From the Garden", it tells you. Who's garden, you weren't quite sure, but as a fiery-haired woman met your gaze, it seemed like you were about to find out.
"Well, hello, there," she called out, staring you straight in the eye. Her focused gaze was a bit... unsettling, to say the least. "Welcome to our little one-stand produce market.
My name is Yvonne, but you're free to call me Vonny if you wish." She straightened up and walked around the stand to meet you, holding out her hand in an intimidating welcome.
"Why don't I explain the workings of our fine establishment for you?" She asked as a question, but you could tell she wasn't giving you any choice but to listen.
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Rules and Guidelines
1. I'm gonna be flexible with pricing on a lot of things in here, so even if you feel like you can't afford something, give it a shot and ask, anyway! There's a good chance I'll go for a lower price than expected!
2. Going off of that, haggling is always welcome! Even if I post a price on here, that certainly doesn't mean it's set in stone (Yvonne isn't really a hardass, she's just intense).
3. I'll certainly be posting stuff up here, but that doesn't mean you can't poke around my Pen to see what else I'm hiding. I don't mind inquiries, especially for pets in the last section of my pen.
4. I am most certainly willing to put pets on hold! We can talk about for how long, because I'm sure each individual's situation is different. But I also want to make sure anyone who is interested gets a fair shot, so it will have to be reasonable.
5. I would prefer if most of our interactions are through this thread. I don't want to do any sneaky sneaky stuff behind the scenes, since it'll be unfair to others who may be interested. Of course, after a transaction is confirmed here, everything else can be discussed further in PMs.
6. Please, if I have a gift that you’ve given me listed here, please don’t be angry or feel badly. It’s not that I don’t appreciate them, I promise. I just can’t come up with a good, respectable character for them, and I wish to give them a better home where they can be developed properly.
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Yvonne is still grinning by the end of the explanation, and has yet to let go of your hand.
After a moment of uncomfortable silence, she releases you and steps back out of your personal space.
"If you have any questions about the rules, feel free to ask at any point!"
She claps excitedly, squealing, "Now, onto what is for sale!"
After a moment of uncomfortable silence, she releases you and steps back out of your personal space.
"If you have any questions about the rules, feel free to ask at any point!"
She claps excitedly, squealing, "Now, onto what is for sale!"