[Kylo]

"Breab for birbs!" me shouting every time I get to feed the birds outside, the first time I did it there was a power and light worker outside that I didn't see at first until I heard them clang metal and then look up at me from beside a house.

[Zoophilos]

Durian taste like death, sweet onion and gym socks. - Silv in Mibbit chat

[Zoophilos]

Necro'ing this, because I have a belly-buster!
This was posted by a friend on facebook; I edited out the names for their privacy.

"[My two-yo son] got ahold of [my dear wife's] phone today and somehow shared a picture of himself on Facebook (since deleted). Unfortunately, he was also playing with the keyboard and typed his own caption, which auto-corrected.

So imagine my surprise when I opened Facebook and saw that my wife's account had posted a picture of my son with the simple caption "ass." I had to call to make sure she was not just having a really bad day.

I haven't stopped laughing."