by Sappheara » 09/30/2010 3:44 PM
15th poster.
One evening, General Cupcake the Unicorn was applying his standard nighttime skin care of shea butter cream.
Until one of his Cadets walked in the tent and saw his superior using skin care products. (however he WAS a unicorn...)
But, being a unicorn, he didn't care, and started singing: "AAAALWAYS I WANNA BEE WITH YOOOU..."
And he then went on to sing "RUN TO THE HIIIIIIIILlSS~" complete with the 'Babaduph babaduph babaduph POW!'
However, to his misfortune, everyone thought his singing was simply atrocious and decided to send someone to show him what real singing was. But who?
Why, none other than Nyota Uhura, of course! With her rendition of "On the Starship Enterprise," she brought the house down and challenged him to do better.
Of course, he stepped up to the plate and did a beautiful cover rendition of OneRepublic's Stop and Stare.
And then he fell to the floor.
Leaving the whole crowd speechless, and wondering if he was dead.
He was not dead, but in fact, he had fallen asleep there. But the real question was... who is he?
He was, in fact, the one who would save the world.
Even though he was infact a mutant hedgehog, not a turtle.
So he rattled his spines together, then leaped 15 feet straight into the air before dashing off.
Much to his misfortune, he landed in a briar patch.